Yeah, it’s another year, another Shark Week on Discovery Channel. Personally, I don’t see the big deal that the world over has begun to make over the whole affair.

Are sharks scary? Yep. But I think a week of documentaries on them is pretty yawn worthy. Here’s 10 fake animals that freak me out are more interesting more than sharks.

10. Bear With Shark Arms

Random and ridiculous? Yes; but where each of these animals is deadly in their natural environment the merger of the two are doubly so. I did the math.

9. Horsewhale

Is this creature terrifying because of some imagined deadly factor? Not so much, but the concept is just to wierd.

8. Cobra Lizard

This one’s deadly card may seem lessened by the absurdity, but imagine a lizard darting toward your toes with that face. You’re welcome.

7. Goat with Guns

Because, for some reason, this seems like as bad of an idea as red necks with guns.

6. Snakeodile

The crushing power of an anaconda combined with the death maw of a swamp lizard? I think this one makes the case for itself.

5. Crocoduck

Because one minute you’re chasing that quasi-adorable, feathery waddler around trying to scoop it up, and then CHOMP.

4. snOWLion

Because not only will it maw you to death, it will pluck out your eyes and gobble them up like peeled grapes before doing so.

3. Kangarion

Sure it looks ridiculous, but you can’t outrun it and it’ll kick the sh!t outta you before eating you.

2. Gatoroceros

By this point, I think I’ve illustrated that anything with a gator head will end you.

1. Grizzantula

Because, RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Source] BuzzFeed