Oh, Ikea, you always make assembling your Scandinavian products look so easy. But I’m onto you. I know your contemporary and angular tricks. 20 minutes to assemble a bookshelf, my @$$. I bet there aren’t even any of those little wooden-peg-anchor things in the Tardis, either. Though I admit that the thought of fixing it with a sonic Allen Wrench is hysterical.
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[Source] College Humor