I’m not really sure how I feel about these. It’s a bit counter-intuitive to the whole concept of a bikini, which is pretty much to get people to stare at you admiringly. Creepy eyes staring back out of the boobs men are so fond of staring at? Gaping maws of teeth safeguarding the vagoo? I look at this and don’t see, “sexy.”

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

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 [Source] Pale Horse Design