Master Chief is a Dick

Did you ever stop to think how your actions in Halo were perceived by your AI backup? How many times have you traded a fellow soldier an empty mauler for his assault rifle? Or accidentally (or purposefully, you asshole) tossed a sticky grenade at a Warthog? Just because your men can’t call you out on these shenanigans doesn’t make them any less douchey.


Brandon Johnston
Written by Brandon Johnston

Brandon is a Reporter, Critic, Tornado Alley Correspondent, Technomancer, and Book Department Editor for SciFi Mafia®. When he's not writing for SciFi Mafia®, he's busy being a dad, a novelist, and a man with more hobbies and interests than is healthy for any one person to have.