Guy Builds Himself a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot

I can’t see how this will end well. Australian Structural Engineer Kris Tressider may LOOK like a robot genius for building a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot of his very own, but let’s really think about this.

Picture if you will, a Monday afternoon: Kris didn’t show up for his job at the robotics firm, or wherever it is scary-smart guys who can build this level of robot technology work. Unable to reach Kris, his friends go over to his apartment to check on him. the door is open, but a sickening stench hits them as they walk through the door. They find their friend’s broken body collapsed at the feet of the menacing mechanoid. His head is across the room, in the corner. There is an expression of shocked surprised forever etched upon his features.

Kris’s block got knocked the F&@k off.


Brandon Johnston
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