Y’all I cannot stress enough how thrilled I am that I may never (fingers crossed) have to face a battle line of apes on horseback. I have a healthy dose of respect for wild animals and I’ve seen the look in the eye of a tiger (yeah, at a zoo) who had marked me as lunch and my life was spared by a sheet of glass. Do not put me on the front lines should apes evolve to want to wage war on humans. I’m worthless to our cause. Enjoy this latest TV spot for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. How would you fare?

TV Spot: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes starring Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smith-Mcphee, Enrique Muriciano and Kirk Acevedo is slated to hit theaters July 11th, 2014.